May 27, 2015

I Suffered!!: An original TRUE story by Lily Jayne Slimmer

Hi friends!
Today, I was tragically driven to the Augusta Animal Clinic, where I was then put under anesthetic (you know...the stuff that makes you go BONK!).  I had a tooth removed that had TWO...count em'...One...Two roots!! To top that all off, they removed my hanging beauty mark on my elbow, clipped my front and back nails, and gave me a butt-icure.  I have truly suffered today.
Feel sorry for me.

I could not give you a current would have been TOO embarrassing!!

Your furiend,
Lily Jayne ((tramatized and loopy from the anesthetic))


Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh Nose! When my furiends suffer, I suffer too. I'm so sorry. Revenge is sweet! Hope you feel better by tomorrow.


Millie and Walter said...

We can't believe all that happened to you. We hope you feel better in the morning.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Lily Jayne you are soooo brave !
Gosh you had toofies removed tooo!!
I am so happy you are home and can sleeps in your own bed. You will feels better tomorrowys, And maybe some soft foods to eat to.
I am happy your okay,, that is most importants.

Idaho PugRanch said...

What a brave girl! Glad it is all over now and you can feel better!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH NO Lily Jane.... we are so sorry to hear that you had to have a traumatic Torture by the Dogtor... who stole stuffs from you... while you were BONKED OUT. Shame on him.
Did the Teefs Fairy leave Treats under your bed?

stellaroselong said...

OH Lily Jane we are so happy though that you are okay and back home to write all about is a shame how our parents sneak around and take us to the frankenvets to be tortured. we just don't understand their finking at all.
hugs a bunch
stella rose

Two French Bulldogs said...

Thank goodness the torture is over
Lily & Edward

LBJ said...

Oh Nose! You poor thing. Tooth problems are NOT fun. I do hope you feel better soon and your Mom gives YOU extra attention.

Abby Lab